Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace
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Cassandra Clare
I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he takes more pleasure in his perfect creatures, and cheers them on like a brainless dad as they run roughshod over the rest of...
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George Saunders
Camels can go many weeks without drinking anything at all. The notion that they cache water in their humps is pure myth–their humps are made of fat, and water is stored in their body tissues. While other mammals draw water from bloodstreams when faced with...
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Michael Benanav
Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
More Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
